Introduction: The sky top's the limit

Mention it all: the making of a housewife

Bravo, bravo, fucking bravo: the fine art of selling out

He paid for your life: Andy Cohen and the Bravolebrity machine

I'm not a bitch, but I've played one on TV: the housewive's TV parents

The only thing artificial about me... is this: producing the Housewives

Don't call it a comeback, call it a takeover: how to build an empire

Prostitution whore!: the golden age of Hosuewives

I'm rich, bitch: how the housewives cash in (or don't)?

You need to get a hobby: when fandom is a full-time job

You have a little family van!: my vacation with Vicki

I hang out with queens only: loving life at BravoCon

Pretty is smarter than you think: housewives gone highbrow

That's my opinion!: why we watch

Epilogue: The future of Housewives